Category Archives: Editorial

Judge Roy Pearson lost not only his pants, but his suit

Posted on June 25, 2007 by Chad

The lawsuit brought forth by Roy Pearson, “The Case of the $54 Million Pants,” was lost today. Judge Judith Bartnoff rightfully ruled in favor of the defendants, the Chungs. Also, in a rare move in civil cases, the Judge awarded … Continue reading →

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Those must have been some great pants

Posted on June 23, 2007 by Chad

We still await a ruling in “The Case of the Missing Pants.” Judge Roy Pearson, the administrative law judge “suing the pants” off his dry cleaners for losing his custom tailored trousers, apparently broke down and cried on the witness … Continue reading →

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Free Online Warning Label Generator

Posted on May 22, 2007 by Chad

Here’s a way to have some fun… Make your own warning labels with this online warning label generator: warninglabelgenerator.com The one I made demonstrates that you cannot use an apostrophe in your text:   UPDATE: With ongoing popularity of the … Continue reading →

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Why Washington “Judge” Roy Pearson Owes Me $2,595,000

Posted on May 4, 2007 by Chad

(But I’m willing to settle out of court for $1,000,000.) It seems that Washington “Judge” Roy Pearson is suing his dry cleaner for losing his pants. The problem with this? The suit is for $65 million! Suing the pants off … Continue reading →

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A Midwestern Perspective on Politics and Economics

Posted on January 12, 2006 by Chad

This is so funny I wish I could say I thought of it myself. But I didn’t, so I’ll provide the link: A Midwestern Perspective on Politics and Economics

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Slow Walkers

Posted on January 4, 2006 by Chad

Here is a random thought for the day: Have you ever noticed that the people who walk the slowest always walk side-by-side, making it impossible to get around them. I wouldn’t doubt that these are likely to be the same … Continue reading →

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Your Local on the 8s

Posted on October 24, 2005 by Chad

As I sat on my couch this morning waiting for “Local on the 8s” to come on The Weather Channel, I realized something: How utterly moronic the weather guys look standing out in the middle of hurricane force winds talking … Continue reading →

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How to Make a Duct Tape Wallet

Posted on September 13, 2005 by Chad

This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. Ok, maybe not THE coolest, but it is clever. Ok, maybe not clever… Actually, it’s probably kind of dumb. But who knew Duct Tape could be so useful? Most people agree that … Continue reading →

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Urban Legend?

Posted on August 17, 2005 by Chad

So there is some kind of rumor circulating that, on certain elevators, if you push “Door Close” and your floor at the same time, it puts the elevator into “express mode” and will go right to the floor without stopping. … Continue reading →

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Mojave Weblog

Posted on June 24, 2005 by Chad

Site with some cool photos for rocket and space enthusiasts: Alan’s Mojave Weblog

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